7 Bad Ways to Eat an Orange

I would like to see a video entitled "7 Bad Ways to Eat an Orange." I can think of at least that many.

BJ, for instance, eats an orange like a grapefruit (like one would eat a grapefruit, rather, not like a grapefruit would eat an orange, that's ridiculous), by cutting it in half perpendicular to the core and eating the sections with a spoon.

One might also try to eat an orange by ravenously tearing it apart. What a mess.

One might also try to use a slingshot and spatter it against a tree, and then approach its squishy bits with mouth open, no hands.

One might also try to slingshot the orange directly into another's mouth. Ouch.

One might try cutting the orange into "matchstick slices." Talk about herding cats.

One might try using a potato shooter. Another hopeless mess.

One might try removing the peel, then the white, then separating each tiny juice packet, then lining them up, and using a small straw to suck up the bits.

For proper ways to eat an orange, go here.