Conversation

Readers, this is remarkable only because I believe she was somewhat serious.

Alyssa: Do we have days when the weather makes it... so no school?

Me: You want a snow day?

Alyssa: Yes! When do we have?

Me: It has to snow first.

Alyssa: Oh... Can't we have a day off?

Me: Are you asking me to make it snow? Seriously?