I Will Watch That Movie If

• "Ragtag" is somewhere in the description.
• Shah Rukh Khan, Will Smith, or any of the Wayans brothers,  is in it.
• It's based on a Jane Austen book.
• Someone must learn to dance.
• One or more characters undergo a montage transformation.
• Someone must go from poor to rich or from rich to poor. (They must "Trade Places," if you will.)
• I can immediately tell that there will be a happy ending.
• There is a heist.
• "...must learn that, in life, things don't always go as planned" is in the trailer.
• A remarkable child is the narrator.
• Morgan Freeman is the narrator.
• Tom Hanks and/or Meg Ryan are in it. Who am I kidding? It's Tom Hanks *and* Meg Ryan.
• Tina Fey and/or Amy Poehler did anything with it, to it, or near it.