A Prayer that is Not Very Serious

Father in Heaven,
You are the great teacher, and holy is your name.
May your classroom come, may your announcements be made, on earth, as they are in heaven.
Give us this day our daily lesson plans, and forgive us our mistakes, as we forgive those of students.
And lead us not into the temptation of giving up, but deliver us from parent emails.
For yours is the classroom, the projector, and the hall passes,
forever and ever,
Amen.